Say what you want, do what you will, the Pacemaker is EVERYWHERE! I see, I hear and I know everything. Actually, I know nothing. My record for picking games has been less than stellar. The pacemaker was 9-7 last week which is about suck. I guess it is time to change that. Here we go...
Spartans v Benchwarmers - Yowza what a stinker! I mean holy crap. I do not mean to pile on, but this is a game the officials do not get enough money to officiate. I do not even know where to begin. I'm going to say Benchwarmers just because...
Dynasty v Ivy Inn - Is this the dawning of the age of Aquarius? What does that even mean? On paper this appears to be evenly matched, but it does not pass the eye test. The Inn has better talent and better scheme. Two for two makes it win number three for Ivy Inn
McM v Falcons - McM is feeling footloose and fancy free beating the Panthers. The Falcons are flying high after an improbable win over the Seahawks. What McM does not know, but what I do is that the Falcons get their spring reinforcements with the addition of Ron's kids. All of a sudden the Falcons are a threat to win their division. Falcons soar high into Mother's day.
Lions v Swaveycustoms - In spite of the opposing results I'm not sure these two are not feeling differently about the outcomes. The Lions gave Blend all they could handle while Swavey Customs let the neophyte Rock Nation squad to keep it close. Styles make fights and I think both teams have their work cut out for them. With the return of the Ginger Kid I will take the Lions to squeeze this one out.
Crimson Tide v Wildcats - Crimson Tide handled the flat Giants team the week before. The Wildcats held practice against Dynasty. I am of the mind that the Wildcats get another week of practice.
Giants v Warriors - Giants have not looked so good two games in. Gave an underwhelming effort on Sunday against the Tide. The Warriors put it together against Ivy Inn for their first win of the season. In their fall tilt the Warriors took the Giants out back to the shed. I see no reason why this time will be any different.
Giants v Station Bar & Grill - I just realized something. The Giants have made a quarterback change. This team literally went 8-2 last season and decided to make that change. Must be an Alex Smith - Colin Kapernick thing going on. I'm sorry what was I talking about? Giants win.
Station Bar & Grill v Saints - No bueno for Station Bar & Grill. To the chagrin of the Warrior quarterback Most of the Saints spent their bye week in Pennsylvania playing for the commission. Station Bar & Grill might be the best of the new bunch, but they are not on the level of the Saints. Saints will CHEW up and spit out SB&G. See what I did there?
Beefcake v Silverbacks - Beefcake once again found the win column while the Silverbacks were turned away from victory. This is shaping up to be a battle of epic proportions. The matchups will be legendary. I only know Larry and Word, but isn't that enough? No? Beefcake in a thriller.
KGB v Panthers - Komitet gosudarstvennoy bezopasnosti. That is the meaning of KGB. No idea what that means! No idea how KGB is undefeated considering only four teams allow more points. The Panthers are more roar than bite right now. In spite of the leaky defense I see Komitet gosudarstvennoy bezopasnosti being undefeated going into the break.
Raiders v Saints - The Saints have looked like a number 2 this season. They played flat against the Blend and were less than dominant against #jelinsguys. The Raiders took a bad loss against the overachievers with a very uninspired performance against a predictable team. The Saints are not a good team to find yourself against which is why I am picking them to win.
Overachievers v Rock Nation - 6. That is the over/under of times the O's will run the jet sweep read option against Rock Nation. The only chance Rock Nation has of winning this game is if they listen to the guy with the raggedy T-shirts who yells at the officials. Since they don't they won't!
Old Dogs v Team USA - The Old Dogs have fallen on hard times. When I say hard, I mean like the first time you saw Kim Kardashian naked in that movie hard! Team USA managed to put it on Quick Set for a big win. I love gritty, gutty Stevie Phillips and his team but I don't love them to win.
Blend v Eagles - Blend beat the Lions on the strength of a last second drop of an extra point last week. The Eagles beat the tar out of the benchwarmers for their first win of the season! In spite of this, I am going to petition the league to make this game 30 minutes long to spare the Eagles the mudstomping they are going to suffer at the hands of Blend.
Titans v Quick Set - The last time these two played Quick Set came away with an upset win of the Titans. One year later and the two teams are on opposite ends of the spectrum. I miss the Spectrum! I saw the Sixers win a championship there when I was a little fella. This ain't the title, but the Titans are going to win it anyway!
Seahawks v Jaguars - JV vs Varsity!!!! This one is for bragging rights. We will find out who is the best of the subpar. 2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate? I mean really I don't give a fuck, but I'll pick the Seahawks anyway!
Bye: chargers & nj bulldogs - Start the Mother's day break early. Give mom a big hug and a kiss from Creepy Uncle Pacemaker ;)