Here comes the "real" picks...
Dynasty v Goats - Dynasty had to fight against accusations that they used underinflated balls during a stretch of sick catches against the Panthers (I'm not making this up). They will have to overcome the loss of Rob Young, but to some outside observers they might have gotten stronger with him on the sidelines. My bet is that they are good enough either way to beat the Goats.
Silverbacks v Seahawks - the Hawks started 0-5 and have come one strong to win the last two. Grant you those wins have come against opponents with a combined record of 6-8 and in less than convincing fashion. Now they face a team wit h one win on the season. Yes they will win this week, but the "A" playoffs don't exactly have teams with one win on their resume. Better step it up.
Miami v The U - Two sexiest QB's in the league right here! One does it with his legs and the other looks like his legs can barely hold him up. Both have found success. In almost any other universe except ours I would take the athletic QB to win. What does that say about us?
McM v Horned Frogs - The warehouse is abuzz with the sounds of glee as McM have found a way to the win column. The guys were rewarded by Jelin with an extra five minutes of break on Tuesday! These two teams are about as evenly matched as you can get, but McM actually has an edge in experience. That edge will help the crew get win number two! Hey that rhymed.
Warriors v Giants - These two teams were on different ends of the Charger spectrum on Sunday. Jingling Jo Rhodes is looking to rewrite Warrior history by breaking Na'Lei Carter's single season TD record. I can't believe I just wrote that! The Giants are doing their best Crimson Tide impression by struggling the season after setting the world on fire. Everything in me wants to say the G-Men win, but the Warriors are simply the better team.
Wildcats v Money Team - last season's marriage made in hell has turned into this season's divorce made in heaven. The Wildcats have found success amidst the dropped passes on offense and missed flags on defense, while their estranged partners have found their success playing the Asfit Way. Now they face off in a battle of competing philosophy's. In this scenario I'd rather be blazed then get blazed. MT for the win.
Roc Nation v Raiders - So I got a message from Mike Gluck asking me for a scouting report on Roc Nation. I directed him to the week 2 GOTW. This was his scouting report on Roc Nation- not impressed. Bryan David will show the Raiders just how unimpressed they should be when he gets to the field, ear bangs him about nothing, rips off his #FTC t-shirt and gets all hulk on him. Going to need a boost from his teammates if he wants to get that done. I don't think the Nation has the juice to get it done.
Bulldogs v Falcons - Quite possibly the hottest team in all of Mercer the Bulldogs will get an upgrade in opposition they have long desired. Sometimes it is best to just keep quiet but credit to the Bulldogs for trying to gauge their prospects at long term success. The Craig's List QB has quietly gotten better and more comfortable inn his skin as the bulldogs have dispatched teams one after the other. I don't think they can beat the Falcons, but that really hinges on what time Mike Hague tells Justin Trinidad when the games start. Falcons for the win.
The U v Old Dogs - none of us knew Kevin Daly 25 years ago. The man was paid, laid and shaved? If you want a glimpse into his past just look at the U's QB. Same shit new generation. While Kevin is my dude, the Young Kevin is my daughter's dude. I'm going to make Madison happy by picking the U.
Chargers v Saints - This is the one we have all been waiting to see. When these two teams last met Ty Hill was a Charger, Steve Klose caught the Championship winner in OT and Kizzo was the Charger's game MVP. My how things have changed. Gone is Randy Williams from the Saints and in is place is Brandon Johnson. Ty Hill took his talents to MT. Kizzo is now the blitzer and the Chargers are banged up. In the offseason these guys took turns riding bulls and getting head from transvestite hookers so they all know each other very well. I expect all the pieces to be in place for both teams with the notable exception of Kizzo who will be away celebrating a 100 days of happiness. Feinstein has arguably the two best players in the league on his team. I think that pushes them over the top against the Charlies!
TKO v Titans - I like to call this the over the hill game. Two teams that are still very competitive but closer to the end then they are the beginning. They both sit at 4-3 but coming off of different outcomes. TKO got their dicks smacked against the Saints while the Titans got their dicks sucked against the Goats. A blowjob is better than a cocksmack so I'm taking the Titans in this one.
Crimson Tide v Blend - Crimson Tide seems to be hungover from the success of the Fall campaign. Blend is just hungover. Both teams are coming off of critical losses. Luckily for Blend they still hold a tie for first while the Tide is sinking further away from the Wildcats. Drunk or hungover, blend understand the importance of the game and will be ready to win on Sunday.
Beefcake v PL Vikings - I started to write a prognosis on the game and realized I was looking at field 4. Field Four! Field Fucking Four! YAY! Both teams are having miserable seasons. They're just happy to play. If they're happy, I'm happy. I'm happier for Beefcake though.
Lions v Miami - This game has mysteriously found its way to field 4. I think that has more to do with time then ability. Actually it should have something to do with ability, because these two have a tough tie stopping anyone. Prams is playing well. If his teammates show up he may carry them further then they could go on their own. Miami breaks his back.
Team USA v Lee Crate Accounting - Defense vs Offense. They say offense wins games but defense wins championships. Neither of those are happening here, but I do like Team USA to be the accountemps.
Panthers v Spartans - Panthers have been playing their opponents closely. They feel like they are at a competitive disadvantage because some teams are taking the air out of their balls. This game is so lopsided the Spartans could play with an invisible ball and still not win.