Or is it?
"Ay bruh, you mad you lost to this?"
1. Chargers- 4 games, 2 top opponents, and only 2 touchdowns let up! (did I get that right David?) Seems that no team can even compete with the Chargers on the field. Guess that just leaves the idiots that can beat them in facebook quarrels? We may very well be witnessing the beginning of the new Chargers Championship streak.
2. Saints- The 'Aints had a real tough one on Sunday against Team USA. NOT! The GOAT did what he was supposed to do against a mediocre opponent. I see we have a week (not a typo) 10 battle of the should-be-undefeateds, but the Aints gotta get through the Lions, O's, Blend, and 'Cats first. I'm rooting for it!
3. Blend- The Blend benefit from Frittsy's bitching. They get the 10am game. They beat up on the good looking side of the family. Fame Camp (who?) is 4-0.
4. Giants- The Giants got no flags; none thrown from the refs, nor around their waists. Either way, they proved they could beat a fat quarterback! Ott has the little giants rollin' early on!
5. Worriers- Their one loss appears to simply be a hiccup in their otherwise solid season. The Bruce coast offense sits at #5 until one of the undefeateds fall.
6. Overachievers- The O's are a historically solid defensive team. What the hell happened?! They have let up 72 points in the last 2 weeks to Commission and the Giants. They need to figure it out on the defensive end while also making sure Tony NEVER brings the flab out again! EVER!
7. Lions- Matt Pramberger is the Saints' favorite Lion. We will see this Sunday if he likes them back. Lions get the 7 spot by default for now.
8. Wildcats- The Wildcats got smoked, then the Wildcats smoked. Weed is the only thing to heal an ass whoopin' like that! At least Moss played a lot...
9. Falcons- The Falcons are that sneaky team that will knock one of these top seeds out of the playoffs. Their new pickup Stephan has been making unreal catches and may be exactly what they need to push them deep into the A's!
10. Ivy Inn- An 11 point win over the Old Dogs?? Somehow I still have the Innmates in the top 10. Really not sure why? They will drop out of the top 10 after a beat down from the Giants this week.
11. Crimson Tide- My Tide keeps rollin'! Nobody can fuck with the Tide before sunrise! A 9am game in their future??? What will they do?!?!
12. Titans- Talk about a drop in rankings!! Week 2 the defending champs were #1 in the rankings and in our hearts. Week 4 they look like a JV squad and are headed towards the B playoffs, especially with the loss of their star Brian White. I joke a lot but I never root for a player to have a terrible injury. Brian White I wish you a speedy recovery!
13. Raiders- Just a 2 score win against the Struggle but it really wasn't that close. They were way closer to throwing punches than being in danger of losing. Really, what did the Brothers Gluck do to Charlie to get this schedule?????
14. Hooters- Mr. Easley Jr. have you ever watched a football game?! 9 points is obviously 3 field goals. Bob got his O back. A couple wins should allow these guys into the top 10 as it seems like everyone is begging to drop out of it
15. Seahawks- I really don't know what to think of these guys. One week they get demolished by the Raiders, putting their fans to sleep. The next week they put it on the champs! Right in the middle of the pack at 15 is where they belong. Your fate is in your own hands Z-hawks!
16. Beacon- Are we serious?? This Nickelodeon glow in the dark nerf ball? Really? The Jaguars wanted that ball so bad that both teams squared up at the end! Bacon stole the game at the last second and kept their ball.
17. Team USA- Not much a mediocre team can do against a top 2 team. At least they scored? A bit more realistic game for our nation's team this week against the Tide.
18. Rock Nation- Karma says that when you try to pull a fast one on your cousins you lose by 2 touchdowns. Karma happened to the good looking side of the family.
19. McM- Even Jelin bet against his JV squad. In their third season I expected their coach to have them in a better spot than this.
20. Alter Ego- Beating up on the two oldest teams in our league is just plain mean. Alter Ego needs a good opponent for us to see what they are really made of.
21. Dynasty- After all the shit talking this week, Dynasty makes the Panthers looks like studs. They are not studs. That's why you haven't read about them yet.
22. Blackrock U- After a tough start to the season, The U seems to have found their stride. Look for these guys to steadily climb in the rankings.
23. Commission- Believe it or not, I think this week's game vs the Titans yields the best matchup so far this season for Chew's 0-4 squad. We all know they're "war ready"...
24. Jaguars- A last second loss to Bacon combined with another square up and no- go just tells me this team is not here to play football. They can't win a game, and they can't lose with class. 24 is generous. Enjoy the B's.
25. Panthers- Christina Czikora talks shit and he backs it up! For sure an all-star. Make sure all your teams vote for him so he can see he doesn't belong! His 1-3 Panthers are really making a jump in the rankings.
26. Bulldogs- Getting blown out by a new team should have a punishment. A B playoff entry doesn't seem harsh enough.
27. Spartans- After a 27-9 loss I'd wanna scrimmage too. Hopefully some new plays are drawn up.
28. The Struggle- The name really seems to be fitting. As we have seen, if you are on the Raiders' schedule, you suck!
29. Old Dogs- Tough battle with the Innmates means this team could be headed in the right direction. With a double header this week, let's hope they can walk off the field without canes.
30. Silverbacks- Getting blown out by Alter Ego is bad news. Good thing the Ducks and Broncos are so bad!
31. Ducks- The Ducks finally figured out that impeding the blitzer call and won the Toilet Bowl! Congrats boys, you move up a spot!
32. Broncos- With a loss to the Ducks, these guys earned themselves the bottom spot once again