Top 5 Replacement Refs
5. Tony Millan- Well, he doesn't have shit else to do now!
4. Justin Arroyo- Knows all the crevices of our rulebook. He will ensure that all the trick plays work to perfection. He will absolutely be watching QB's feet stepping over the line.
3. Dino from Lawrence Subs- We don't have many players who would be good refs. Dino would ensure the game is finished safely so we could all enjoy one of his delicious subs after the game!
2. Brian White- The rulebook knowledge flowing out of this man is uncanny. He will not only make the right call, but cite the exact page of the rulebook that it comes from.
1. Dave Marcus- There will never be a missed sack or "impeding the blitzer" call. Dave is always right, so nobody could ever argue with him.
Bottom 5 Replacement Refs
5. Chris Czikora- He is bad at everything. I wouldn't think this would be anything different.
4. Doug Moore- He wasn't invited to the ref competition, so Camel Joe will be on the bottom of the replacement squad too.
3. John Wilson- With him, there are no rules.
2. Brandon Feinstein- Any questionable call will automatically go to the team with the cutest quarterback. "Too many clothes on the man" will be a frequent call. It will be easy to bribe him; just blow him a kiss.
1. Reese/ToDa/Nitty- I don't mean to be BLUNT but this crew would certainly ref at the HIGHEST level. They would ROLL UP to the game and instantly WEED out the bad calls. I put these three together because it would have to be a JOINT effort. In a referee competition, these guys take the whole POT.