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Week 3
April 3, 2022
Falcons v Clemson - on paper this looks like it will be a one-sided affair. The Falcons are coming off a loss against Thunder and still looking to settle questions at the QB position. Clemson is feeling good after starting the season 4-0 in the two leagues they play in. Side note Imran has lost another two pounds and now weighs 158 pounds. That weightloss will be enough to get Clemson past the Falcons.
Miami v Ravens - Feel bad for the referees that have to officiate the two early games on this field. The games look to be one-sided. In this case Miami who is coming off of forfeit win against the Old Heads will be looking to shake off the rust against a Ravens team who are coming off of two consecutive losses. The Ravens are tall so maybe after taking the loss against Miami they can go for double or nothing by challenging Miami to a game of hoops. I hear Mullet-man has a lil game to him so don't sleep on him based on that physique and haircut!
Average Joe's v Thunder - Battle of Burlington. Actually, fuck that Burlington is still cheeks. What really upsets me is that Caleb works for the Boost company and never once has offered to procure some for his favorite commissioner. The only thing I like more than Boost is a blowjob. I don't want a blowjob from them, but a gallon of Boost mix (for free) would be appreciated. Joe's stays off the boost for the win.
Raptors v Informants - Some of my favorite dudes in this game. I don't have much in the way of analysis. Have you noticed that you can't have analysis without anal? Pretty much straight anal with no lube for the Raptors as the Informants take the Hershey Highway for the win.
Old Heads v Old Dogs - There are two different kinds of old in this world. One old is a marvel to the folks around them. The other old is like, "I can't believe they're that old!" I think the Old Heads win so I'll let you guess which is which!
Ten+2 v Old Dogs - I think 10+2 have a new QB. Pretty sure his name isn't Tom Brady so I cannot envision them having enough at this point to beat this Old Dogs. This is assuming of course that the Old Dogs will have enough to play the second game due to prior commitments. It will be a coinflip. My coin tells me the Old Dogs take Ten+2 for a walk.
Honey Badgers v Bulls - had a long conversation with Brandon Feinstein yesterday. Turns out I still dislike him. The Bulls are coming off of a tough one point loss against the idle Hardville team last week. Honey Badgers shutout the Informants last week and look to be a team to be reckoned with going forward. Yo, I do a good job of making shit sound dire do I not? The Honey Badgers will avoid the horns and send the Bulls to their third loss of the season.