The number in parenthesis is the team's current playoff seed. Let's get to it
12) Knights (6) - A week ago Kenny Tarr's sister gave up her ghost to the great beyond. I am not experienced enough with loss to offer words that might assuage your grief. We marvel at the strength of your character that you have found the strength to come out to play football. I speak for the league when I say, we pray that Providence helps you and all the loved ones she left behind find peace with the great master's plan. We are really sorry for your loss.
1) GW Tire Services (1) - Qualified for the playoffs by throttling a KPC team playing without their QB. This team is no frills, no muss, no fuss no drama, and just straight dominating. Hate to say it but they're better without me. They're virtually better than everyone and they're healthy. Next victim please.
2)Lions (2) - we don't keep records in Mercer, but if we did the Lions had to have set the record for interceptions in a game. 7! Really no words to describe that. This is one of the best team defenses I have ever seen. Yeah the offense can use some work, but that defense can do everything. They want everyone and they might be good enough to handle it. Qualify with a win or losses by Commission or KPC.
3) Saints (1) - drinking and cuddling with your boo is good for your football soul. Hope you enjoyed your time together and away from the world.
4) Elite (4) - drinking and cuddling with your boo is good for your football soul. Hope you enjoyed your time together and away from the world.
5)Average Joe's (4) - Must be feeling pretty good after knocking off the Commission in pretty convincing fashion. They're keeping the pressure on the Saints for the division title. Not bad for a middling BCFFL team. Will Qualify for the "A's" with a win or losses by You Gone Learn Today, Exquisite, or the Warriors.
6) Blue Bulls (3) - I thought this team was a paper tiger. Turns out they're better than HMC Mediocre. With a surprise win over THOSE GUYS the Bulls have cemented their legitimacy this season. With the win they keep the pressure on Elite for a chance at the division title and a high playoff seed. Will qualify with a win or losses by KPC or Ravens.
7) Miami (5) - I called John Feldhaus an idiot to his face yesterday. It was a poor choice of words and I apologize. That said, Miami is good. Really good. They're fast, they're young, they're confident, and their quarterback is an idiot. I'm kidding. They look like a lock for the A playoffs and are my darkhorse for a long playoff run. They've done it before...
8) Venom (5) - I got their prediction all types of wrong. Not only did they handle the Bruce Coast Offense they limited them to 14 real points. They did allow three consecutive successful "onside" kicks, but that was more an individual effort of Todfeec Hill than anything that Venom did wrong. Either way they're feeling confident and playing well.
9) HMC Elite (3) - struggled against the one win Old Dogs. Losing at halftime the defense put a couple of stops together just long enough for the offense to gain traction to pull out a 33-22 win. The season has been more up and down than Brandon's favorite gay porn. It gets no easier as a couple of titans will most assuredly be placed on their schedule.
10) Those Guys (6) - I didn't watch one play of that game. I am guessing that Those Guys must have played with four. It is the only plausible explanation for losing to the Blue Bulls. They're a half-game behind HMC, but they hold the tiebreaker. Their seeding and their standing should move up once they recover from this setback.
11) You Gone Learn Today (7) - lost the game when they lost three players because of an injury to one (GET WELL). YGLT is in many ways like Brandon Feinstein. He is always just lurking away in the background of the men's locker room ready to seal another unexpected conquest. SMH.
12) Knights - Pray for your strength.
13) Raptors (2) - managed to hold off the Falcons for their 5th win of the season. With two weeks left in the season the Raptors are in position to win their division and earn a top three seed. Like Frank Schumann used to say these aren't your mama's Raptors.
14) Ducks (7) - kept the Bulldogs on the losing leash for the 5th consecutive week. It wasn't pretty but the game winning touchdown catch by Josh Doan was. They've hit a bit of snag with injuries, but right now the mindset is next man up. Currently on the inside of the playoff chart, but they are clearly on the bubble. They're hoping that bubble doesn't bust like a Feinstein in the men's public restroom.
15) KPC (8) - played without their starting QB against GW Tire and suffered the consequences. Not sure it would have mattered against THAT team, but it would be better to have him than to not have him. Their spot in the playoffs is tenuous at best, but it is better than looking in from the outside.
16) Exquisite (8) - I have to imagine they're just happy to be here. Shit, I am happy to be here. Wait this isn't about me. Bullshit, this is always about me. Narcissism at its finest right here. Senor Narcissist thinks Exquisite will not be in the A playoffs when everything is all said and done, but this season should count as a success nonetheless.
17) Commission 18) Warriors 19) Suicide Squad 20) Ravens 21) Irish 22) Bulldogs 23) Hardville 24) Old Dogs 25) Dynasty 26) Spartans 27) Falcons 28) Alter Ego