1) Average Joe's - Nothing average about them. They are the current class of the league. The Joe's care about winning and it shows. The only issue I see with them is their hygiene. It is a stinky group.
2) NWO or Warriors or whatever the fuck they want to be called - Everything old is new again. For those of you that don't know Bruce Stone or the Warriors, consider yourself lucky! Bruce hasn't played in Mercer in a few years. Towards the end of his first run his teams struggled to field a consistent roster. When he did the teams were pretty good. Looks like they are good again.
3) Miami - Won this week when the Old Heads didn't show up to play them. Miami has been knocking on the door of a title for a while now. Do they finally have the credit to get them over the hump? I don't know, but they should be a solid favorite going forward no matter how unlikeable they are on the field.
4) Thunder - left the crumbs in Burlington to play fulltime against the bums in Mercer. Welcome and thank you. Hope you enjoy your stay playing with the best run and most organized league without worry that one team gets favoritism over the rest of the league.
5) Clemson - Imran says this is his last season! Where have I seen that before? Have you seen Imran? Mahfucker is down to 160. I don't even recognize his bony ass. The weight loss has led directly to two early wins coming off of a season that saw them win two games all season. Welcome back gents
6) The Old Heads - The Old Heads missed their game this weekend because the were getting old head from a bunch of old heads. Take what you can get sometimes!
7) Honey Badgers - Will it be another season of 500 ball for the team formerly known as the Saints? I am not counting on it. Lot of winning pedigree on this team. I know they will get it all figured out by the time playoffs start. Going to be dangerous all season.
8) Falcons - Not your mom's Falcons. They play early and they have already found an early season win. I wonder if the early season win is a harbinger of things to come. You should probably look up what harbinger means. You might learn something!
9) Hardville - Managed to pull of a surprising win against the Bulls. Not sure what success they will achieve this season but they'll always have that win against the Bulls in March.
10) Thunder - Easily the easiest team to deal with from an administrative standpoint. On the field they're tenth best. This seeding will probably go up, but for now I want to give them motivation to strive higher. Speaking of high, I just smoked the fattest blunt of my life. I cannot believe I can type and form coherent sentences.
11) Old Dogs - Scott Goldsmith is an abuser. He makes last second requests for a bye because I like him. Scott makes my life in the MCFFL hard. Don't be like Scott. I don't know who they play, but it will be early.
12) Bulls - they've started 0-2. Not sure why. Took a tough one point loss against Hardville, but all losses are hard when you play ten games. Speaking of hard. I just swallowed a viagra. Now my neck hurts. I think I am doing something wrong.
13) Raptors - the Raptors are back. Welcome back. The Raptors are 0-2. This is not a nice welcome back. They will try to beat the informants. If not they will be 0-3 and that's ok too
14) Ravens - They played a few years ago. I don't really remember them. To be honest, since marijuana became legal in New Jersey I don't really remember a lot. Not your problem, but it makes writing the blog harder. Speaking of hard, did I mention I just swallowed a viagra?
15) Ten+2 - They could use a viagra. I think they're still pulling players off the waiver wire. Daniel Neary says he can play QB. Andre Fleming is also looking, but I don't know what he plays. Matthew Thomas is a 6'4" receiver. Someone called BigSteppa BeenGreedy also wants to play. Vernard Clinkscales is looking too, but I wouldn't call him unless you're looking for someone with a bad attitude and even worse hands. If you want my full scouting report subscribe to MCFFL+ for further insight!